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| Anonymous | |
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| Since: Sep 2006 | |
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| Since: Oct 2007 | |
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1 out of 10 stars
After a booked party we were bullishly frog marched out at 11.15 pm my fiancée politely voices his concern only to be set upon by the terrier at the door. One second we’re all enjoying the end of my birthday night, the next I sobbing as this Neanderthal pins my fiancée to the floor in the middle of Wardour Street
I, and all my friends, and all their friends shall never go to this bar again. The beer is fine, the staff behind the bar are efficient but the brain-dead monkey meat at the door is now being investigated following my report to the Police and Security Industry Authority (SIA). Be warned.
| faddy | |
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| Since: Jul 2007 | |
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1 out of 10 stars
... extremely rude and aggressive bar staff! Over priced and weak tasting drinks. Not recommended for a fun night out, me or my friends will never go back. The decor was okay. Only visit 21st July 2007.
| Zozo | |
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| Since: Feb 2006 | |
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8 out of 10 stars
This bar has a really friendly feel, a good location and helpful barstaff. Have been a few times and never had a bad night out.
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Guide to All In London Ratings
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 10/10 | Absolutely Superb |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 9/10 | Excellent / Highly Recommended |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 8/10 | Will go again |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 7/10 | Would go again |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 6/10 | Better than average |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 5/10 | Average |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 4/10 | Below average |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 3/10 | Poor |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 2/10 | Very poor |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | 1/10 | Avoid |





2 out of 10 stars
For two pints of beer and a coffee with a shot of Baleys at lunch will cost you £13, which is very expensive in my book.
I won't be doing that again in a hurry.