My Review

7 out of 10 stars
I went to the Club D'Jan last Thursday, and boy what a wild place it was!! Everyone was dancing and having a great time, but best of all was the performance on stage, which blew my mind. The dancer - Rita someone - was girating and grinding herself into a proper sweat, so much that she could hardly get a grip on the pole. But that wasn't nearly the end of it. She then started to invite the guests up for 'lessons', a far cry from the lessons we had at school. I'll say nothing more than that a good few guys came away with a pretty good education in what their pole's for, and how a girl like Rita can use it.
Don't take your wife unless she's VERY broad-minded!!

My Review

5 out of 10 stars
to petless.
I think that what you wrote was offensive. Who the hell do you think you are? I take it you are a poncey **** who works in an estate agents and still lives with his parents (on Belgrave Road, mind). Its very wrong to look down at people in this way. Next time when you borrow some money off your mum to go out check the venue better. You might want to go somewhere like Funky Bhudda. Its full of poncey pretentious ****s like you so i am sure you will feel right at home! happy clubbing.

My Review


£8 to enter this dive for the privilige of watching stretch marks in spandex jive up and down. My bed room is bigger than this place. They've mirrored one wall to create the illusion of it being bigger than it is. The place is full of council house slappers. Avoid!!!!