My Review

1 out of 10 stars
Wow, it's too bad I couldn't give this place zero stars. Where to start?

Well first of all, the staff took forever to serve us drinks and when one of our party left for the bathroom, he didn't bother to come over and get her drink order until about 10 minutes later.

After that we got an order of papad, one Chicken Rogan Josh, one Chicken Tikka Masala, one Lamb Korma, two orders of rice, and two orders of plain Naan.

I've eaten Indian food dozens of times in many of the world's largest cities, and I can say by far that this place serves the worst curry dishes I've ever tasted. Everything was incredibly bland and without any spice. Everything even came out the wrong color. Tikka Marsala isn't supposed to be neon orange, and Korma isn't supposed to look like bright white Clam Chowder soup.

Then the nightmare really started. After being so upset about the very poor quality of the food, I wanted to leave the establishment immediately, and of course it took another 10 minutes for a waiter to finally come and deliver the bill.

Then upon opening the bill they wanted to charge us over 4 pounds for the papad, 4 pounds for the rice, 4 pounds for the Naan, and 10 pounds for out drinks (one beer, one ginger ale, and one small still water), at which point our bill for our terrible food was 44 pounds for 3 people!

Instead of disputing the charges as I should have done (I added it up later and realized we were over charged about 10 pounds), I put down a fifty pound note and waited for my change.

When the waiter returned he brought me over 6 pounds in change where the largest two coins were 50p and everything else was 20p and 10p coins. Great exactly what I wanted! A cumbersome pocket full of coins as a reward for eating their terrible food, being overcharged for it, and dealing with their poor service.

Never, Never Eat Here