S & M Cafe
from 3 user reviews
|Address:||268 Portobello Road|
|Map:||Location map & what's nearby|
|Nearest Station:||Ladbroke Grove|
|Telephone:|| 020 8968 8898|
Aside from the 35 minute wait for a take away portion of sausage and mash, the dining experience was inexcusably average for its high price.
The restaraunt was virtually empty yet no apolgy other than, 'a new menu' was given for my incredible wait. My chilli sausage and bubble and squeeze was OK, probably not worth the price and defintely not worth the wait...although I don't know what take away is?!
Without doubt one of the worst dining experiences I have ever had in London!
One English breakfast complete with one slice of bacon, one sausage, one egg, one 50p sized mushroom, a spoonful of beans and one miniature grilled tomato and one Vegetarian breakfast with an inedible charred sausage, two blackened, slimy, tasteless musrooms, a single egg (additional egg £1.00) and same meagre bean and tomato ration.
To top all this off, a small glass each of orange and apple juice (not fresh) cost £5.00!
Really aimed at tourists drawn to the market, lured in by the 'British' theme and not expected to return.
If you want a decent breakfast in the area, head to 'Rachel's' just up Portobello, or 'Lucky 7 Diner' a five minute stroll away in Westbourne Park.
You have been warned!