Cafe S & M Reviews

1 out of 10 stars

Terrible; 2 years ago I went and ordered the vegetarian sausage, which came with a piece of pork cooked right in! I swore I would never eat there again, but extreme hunger drove me there on Sunday. Busy, overcrowded, noisy, smokey, and such poor and incompetent service that 45 mintues passed and after asking 3 times where our meal was we never got an answer. When we said cancel our order and we were leaving they seemed to care (a bit more anyway) and this time admitted that our order never went to the kitchen. I said I would never eat there again and even after 50 minutes, I have held true to my sentiment.

10 out of 10 stars

Last weekend a friend and I were wondering round the East End, slightly hung over we were on the look out for a cheap place to eat. S&M caught our eye and we weren’t disappointed! We shared a “Desperate Dan” (12 sausages in a mash of you choice), 2 hours later we left bloated but happy. With such a wide selection of sausages you can never go wrong with a bit of S&M in the morning.

6 out of 10 stars

Yet again I have had a disappointing breakfast at S & M in Brushfield Street - I once had breakfast at it's sister cafe in Islington which was slendid and keeps making me go back here in the vain hope that they have improved....Two eggs -underneath, crusty with neglect while raw on top (to the point that I had to scrape off the goo). The signature dish sausage was old, tired and wrinkled rather than the plump juicy promise on the menu. Everything was luke warm apart from the butter which was chilled solid and merely helped to make the toast even colder. And all washed down by half a mug of hot water with tea bag. Please put someone in the kitchen who cares or at least slightly enjoys cookin