Cabaret Roulette - Addiction

Cabaret Roulette is a new kind of vaudevillian experience, in which artists representing the widest possible array of styles and disciplines are given two months to develop a new act on a single theme chosen in advance by you, the audience.

For our final regular show of the second season this October, the eight stupidly-exciting, all-star performers who have accepted the challenge of creating a brand new act with the theme "Addiction" ARE:

* On month six of trying and failing to give up Diet Coke cold turkey, bump n' grinder Bettsie Bon Bon!

* Willing to fight you to the death for his Cherry Sparkle lip balm, dark cabaret artist Joe Black!

* Blowing elaborate marijuana smoke hexagons, musical comedian Ria Lina!

* Hoarding back copies of Heat magazine under his mattress, clown Kiki Lovechild!

* Negotiating hefty sums and questionable deals for that one final missing Panini sticker, neo drag artist Lydia L'Scabies!

* Choosing Grand Theft Auto over eating, sleeping and bathing, comic burlesque performer Peggy de Lune!

* Munching on Post Its because she just likes the way they crackle, hoops performer Lily Raptor!

* Lining up the single malts like they're water, our resident performer and chanteuse Anna Lou Larkin!

Hosted by Eva Von Schnippish (provided we can convince her to put down the Instagram and back away), with a little help from the cosmetic surgery-addled stage management of Shirley Windmill!

Make room at the Betty Ford, folks, because we're a-coming!