Gold Teeth, Tinderella, London

You know what, I think Tinder is pretty damn revolutionary. It’s streamlining the task of eloping with the other (or same) sex for the 21st century. Gone are the days of being a nervous wreck of a human, failing to talk to the nice looking girl/ guy who has been smiling at you all night because you’re still somehow convinced you will end up rejected, embarrassed and alone.

Technology now efficiently removes that initial level of sweaty palmed insecurity - you are worth swiping right for, you're an absolute babe, a handsome lothario, you have over 700 matches within a hundred mile radius between the ages of 18 and 65, of course you can get bloody laid.

So bring yourself to Gold Teeth with that well deserved confidence, keep that thumb busy swiping right over the next month and you know what, it's probably going to be your night.

The more active (or permanently single) Tinder users amongst you, may have even come across a ravishingly handsome Gold Toothed individual on this glorious app. For those ladies lucky enough to have a match send us a mildly flirty message or some kind of blue humour and we’ll be sure to hook you and your friends up with some kind of heavily discounted entry.

We will, as always, be providing all dancing music to keep you going until the very early hours of the morning. The fine gentlemen of Brixton Jamm will also be providing these outrageous drinks deals:

4 x San Miguel = £10
Gin & Chronic Cocktail = £5
Supersize Gin & Chronic (complete with IV drip straight to bloodstream) = £10
Tequila/ Sambucca shots = £2.50

Warning Gold Teeth is not responsible for the after affects of Tinder success. Side affects can include not contacting or seeing friends, constant trips to weird suburbs of London and loud public arguments.