Crap Film Club Presents Dress-up Singalong Teen Witch

It's almost Halloween and so it's time for Crap Film Club to serve up something truly terrifying! Originally planned as a female version of Teen Wolf (using the same logo, tagline and basic story), Teen Witch is one of those unexplainable 80's outings that just about works. Barely a conceivable plot point to be found, the movie cost $2,500,000 to make but recouped only 1% of its budget at the box office (it subsequently found a cult audience on cable TV), yet dive in and you can't fail to be entertained. It's films like this where you can witness that famous 80's vision of American High Schools. Musical numbers erupting in unison in the girls locker-room, horrendously dressed 'Dudes' rapping in the corridors, all manner of eyeshadow and colour clashes make this a cringeworthy crap classic.

"There are good movies, there are bad movies, there are movies that are so bad they're good and then there is Teen Witch" - New York Post

"If you've never seen the original rap scene from Teen Witch, you must immediately stop what you're doing and watch it right now" - Nerve.com

"Top That" (is) the worst song of all time" - Huffington Post

Crap Film Club, or CFC, is a place to celebrate and commiserate with the movies that went straight to DVD. It’s where we accept poor scripts, poor acting, poor camera work and provide a platform of non-judgement. In fact, the less critically acclaimed the film, the better. Together, we watch the ridiculous, we enjoy the non-believable, we congratulate the absurd. In association with The Book Club, Crap Film Club is proud to present a bi-monthly night of cinematic failure. There will be bad dubbing, samurai cops, toe-curling dialogue, CGI sharks, embarrassing sex, inept ninjas, continuity errors, and even the occasional tribute to Jason Statham or Nicolas Cage along with quizzes, prizes, themed cocktails and double-bills.