Anti-Valentines Jumble Sale

Are you single? Are you fed up with shit banter on Tinder? Fed up of spending weeks idle chatting only to meet and realise after 5 seconds that there's no chemistry? Got single mates that you don't.

Got single mates that you don't fancy but know someone else would absolutely love? Well come along to the Anti Valentine's (Rumble in the) Jumble Sale. You bring the platonic friend/ex/fuck buddy that you don't want to wear in the hope of picking up something (one) new. 'Another man's junk is another man's treasure' and all that.Make sure you pick the item of your affections quick smart or there could be a 'Rumble in the Jumble' and all hell could break loose.From the makers of Comedy Rumble and hosted by eternal singleton and tinder crack pot, Eleanor Conway. Expect carnage, comedy, prizes, dance offs, hookups and a little bit of Cilla...

Tickets via billetto.co.uk with early birds [until 31st January] £12 Limited Discounted £16 Standard £20. Tickets admits you and your piece of jumble (a single person of the opposite sex) as your plus one. PLEASE INVITE YOUR SINGLE BITCHES. No jumble. No entry. No exceptions.

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