Crap Film Club presents...FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY

For Your Height Only (also known as For Y'ur Height Only) is a 1981 Filipino comedy/action movie starring Weng Weng, an 83 cm (2' 9") actor and martial artist. Its title is a play on words on For Your Eyes Only , the title of the James Bond film released that same year.

Mr. Giant has kidnapped the brilliant Dr. Van Kohler and is planning to use the Doctor's invention, the N-bomb (a weapon that does something that is never really explained) to hold the world hostage. The only one who can foil Mr. Giant's evil scheme is Agent 00, a 3-foot-tall Filipino martial arts master, expert marksman, top-class romancer and all-around super spy. Can Agent 00 rescue Dr. Kohler before it's too late?

Join us to enjoy the film that went straight into CFC's top ten best/worst movies list. The dubbing alone makes this film a crap classic, but the ropey action set-pieces and threadbare plot will also have you in stitches. Encapsulating all the CFC values, you will not want to miss this!

"It's weird, incoherent, audacious, offensive, fascinating, and pretty funny. I'll admit I was never bored for a minute." - Bad Movie Planet

"This movie will make you shoot beer out of your nose." - DVD Maniacs

"A neglected bad movie classic that deserves a Plan 9– sized cult following." - Bad Movie Page

"This movie is the most horribly wonderful thing I have ever purchased. Never has anything so bad been so good." - Amazon

"You'll never look at a Bond film the same again." - Bad Movies

Crap Film Club, or CFC, is a place to celebrate and commiserate with the movies that went straight to DVD. It’s where we accept poor scripts, poor acting, poor camera work and provide a platform of non-judgement. In fact, the less critically acclaimed the film, the better. Together, we watch the ridiculous, we enjoy the non-believable, we congratulate the absurd. In association with The Book Club, Crap Film Club is proud to present a bi-monthly night of cinematic failure. There will be bad dubbing, samurai cops, toe-curling dialogue, CGI sharks, embarrassing sex, inept ninjas, and continuity errors, along with quizzes, prizes, and themed cocktails.