Crap Film Club presents SKYSCRAPER!!!

Skyscraper is a 1996 direct-to-video movie starring Anna Nicole Smith. The plot borrows heavily from the film Die Hard with Smith taking the lead role of Carrie Wink, a beautiful and voluptuous helicopter pilot. Unwittingly caught up in the machinations of Fairfax, a South African criminal mastermind who enjoys randomly quoting Shakespeare, and his band of well-oiled, muscle-bound, scantily dressed Chippendales...sorry, terrorists, can our pneumatically enhanced heroine foil the forces of evil and save mankind, or will her complete lack of acting ability ruin everything?

Join us for the first Crap Film Club in over a year. Our winning formula of trailers, music videos, competitions and crap snacks remains intact but there will also be a few new ingredients thrown into the mix, so don't be a tit, take a couple of tickets hostage, and make sure your helicopter arrives in time to help us create some mammaries!

"I haven't laughed this hard since Showgirls" (IMDB)

"See this with a friend, or better yet, a group of friends. It's cheesy, hilarious and fun time for sure" (Robot Geek's Cult Cinema)

"A laughably bad acted movie with breasts, guns, and things exploding. Enjoy!" (Amazon)