You can show us all the sleek lines, patterns, rock star mouths and million metre views you like, but when it comes down to it, all you really need is function. That’s why we love the touring urinal spots that you see in nightlife-heavy areas across London. They’re there when you really need them and the set in Hoxton Square is lovely. If you get the right angle you can admire the view of the square while you enjoy relief. Just don’t pull your trousers all the way down, think of the passersby, er, passing by behind you.