When was the last time you stood next to the jukebox with your thumbs sticking through your Wrangler belt-loops whilst chewing on a toothpick, confidently surveying the room as your song plays? C'mon, you know you want to.
We live in an age of self-broadcasting: Twitter, Facebook, G+... you know the culprits. You post yourself online - thoughts, opinions, photos - and then anxiously sit back for the feedback. Well, who's got patience for that? We want instant feedback. And what better way is there to get it than to stroll over to a jukebox, pop in your ten-pence, hit the oversized buttons to pick your song and then twirl around to see the gratifying nod of every head in the venue as Sabotage by the Beastie Boys blasts out?
Conversely, things can turn sour if you get it wrong, so stay the hell away from anything by Simply Red, The Lighthouse Family and Blunters.
Poor old Blunters.