Hen party? Bad day at the office? Relationship on the rocks? Nearby fire? ... you're gonna need the biggest drink you can get your hands on.
Pitchers, buckets, two-pint steins... we've scoured London to bring you a list of the capital's largest drinks.
As ever, Mummy AIL encourages you to drink responsibly.
(Although, in fairness, we always ignored our mummy.)
(Apart from when she said tuck your shirt into your underpants - it wards off colds by keeps your kidneys warm AND it looks awesome.)