Hmm, very smart! This place is called Farmhouse Kebab on my leaflet.
Do not, do not order or buy food from this place! I ordered nuggets, sausage in batter and wedges, all disgusting!
Nuggets were dark, cold and hard, sausage smelt old and the outer batter was like torn card-board, the wedges were black and crispy.. All the food mustve been out for god knows how long and heated up how many times??!
On top of that a waste of money and time waiting for food be delivered, was told 30mins, arrived 50mins later! Never again! I couldve just brought garbage for less!
I suggest you walk straight past this place and never eat there or if you're unlucky enough to recieve their leaflet in your letter box put it straight in the shredder.
Chippenham Fish Bar
7 Malvern Road, NW6 5PS
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7 Malvern Road
Kilburn
London
NW6 5PS
Chippenham Fish Bar serve a variety of fish, burger and kebab meals to take away.
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User Reviews
Shanna Thomas
Aug 2, 2011
Alex
from London
from London
Feb 6, 2011
By far the worst fish & chip shop I've ever had the misfortune to visit; although it doesn't seem to know whether it's a chip shop, pizza place, fried chicken shop or a kebab shop, with several menu leaflets with different names such as "Farmhouse Express Fish Bar" or "Farmhouse Kebab". This absolutely screams "dodgy Jack-of-all-trades outfit". I'd suggest that if you receive a leaflet through your door for "Farmhouse" anything in NW6, bin it IMMEDIATELY.
The chips were incredibly soggy and didn't even seem fried properly, and I had to saw at the saveloy like it was a piece of wood. I don't dare to think how long it'd been sitting out there. The entire meal was akin to alternating mouthfuls of hard and soft cardboard.
The prices aren't actually on display, seemingly made up arbitrarily by the man at the counter. What kind of half-arsed, dodgy rip-off merchant tactics are those?!
I can't stress strongly enough how much I urge you to avoid this place. You will undoubtedly leave disappointed. Just don't do it, even if all the other chippies nearby are closed.
Name: Alex
Location: London
The chips were incredibly soggy and didn't even seem fried properly, and I had to saw at the saveloy like it was a piece of wood. I don't dare to think how long it'd been sitting out there. The entire meal was akin to alternating mouthfuls of hard and soft cardboard.
The prices aren't actually on display, seemingly made up arbitrarily by the man at the counter. What kind of half-arsed, dodgy rip-off merchant tactics are those?!
I can't stress strongly enough how much I urge you to avoid this place. You will undoubtedly leave disappointed. Just don't do it, even if all the other chippies nearby are closed.
Name: Alex
Location: London