EPIC FAIL User Reviews

All In London has now amassed over 20,000 user reviews for the various businesses, shops, restaurants, bars and events that we display on the site. Impressive hey? (And modest.)

Well we would've reached that count an awful lot quicker if we hadn't needed to delete so many duff comments. These range from general dumbness through to some of the best typo-tastrophes you're ever likely to see on the internet plus some completely impenetrable txt spk.

We’ve got no qualms in shaming some of the worst ones (although we'll remove the names to protect the guilty).

Enjoy.

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About a solicitor:

they never update u wz anything and they never answer there phone they got no customer service

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About a chip shop:

"Yo mama is sooo fat the only letters shes knows in the alphabeat is...KFC!!"



If you're going to be a smart arse double check your spelling.

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LOL!!!

omg i love this :D

What the hell does 'wz' mean? :/

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About a Building Society:

when the **** does it open and close u cockcheese!


Nice!

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About a restaurant:

I went as a party of nine for dinner...

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This is my favorite

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About a beauty salon:

I WILL DEFINITELY NOT GO THEIR AGAIN


If you must shout, grammar really is key.


AIL Staff ;)

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About a supermarket:

I brought so products a few days ago and it cost me £35.25 I gave a £40 note


:-?

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About a hairdressers:

Dirty toilets, but the staff are even more offensive then the toilets..



:laugh:

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About a shop:

Its a good store except for the owner he keeps doing comedy routines about a cowboy which is really annoying & Im sure hes a homosexual.


:confused2:

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