Are you friends with an estate agent?

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All In London
The latest We Are London blog attempts to decode sections of the London Estate Agent phrasebook, eg:

Borders Finsbury Park = it’s in Tottenham

Read the full blog here

For all our various professional encounters with estate agents we've never bumped into one in "civies". Where do these mythical creatures hang out? Do you know one? Are you one, yourself? Do they lie about their jobs? Do they just not live in London because, ironically, they can't afford to? Are you an estate agent yourself, and if so, do you tell people what you do for a living?

We'd like to be able to understand them better... please, spill the beans.
Posted: 2015-11-11 17:19:11
DaisyChain78
I'm friends with an estate agent and he's a thoroughly nice guy. Really honest and bags of integrity.
I've never seen him in action though, bet he totally changes character and becomes a slimeball!!
Posted: 2015-11-12 10:07:28
Lydney
We were renting a flat once and the landlady put it on the market. A buyer was being shown around by an agent and commented on the gas fire and asked if it could be converted to an open fire and the agent said "yes, no problem!" even though it was a 6" stud wall and we were in a ground floor flat. I'm sure all the flats above would have loved a flue going through the middle of their dining room! They're sooo full of sh*t!!
Posted: 2015-11-12 13:01:12
TheMog
We put an offer in on a flat in Richmond (dontchaknow) a few years back, we were looking at upsizing as we were expecting our first baby. We asked the estate agent about the neighbours and she said "yeah, no problems and all nice as far as I'm aware". We got a few weeks down the line and went back to look around the street/area as you do, we noticed that the large house next door had several doorbells that didn't look residential and in the downstairs window it looked like an office. We looked into this and it turned out it was a "half-way house" for medium risk offenders. So thanks to the estate agent there for being totally upfront about that, she said she didn't know about it, I call BS, we didn't proceed.

Second situation, we used a local estate agent to sell our flat, we were getting very close to the end of the agreement term, within a week or two and so instructed another agent as the first lot were useless and had no prospects or viewings. The second agent was very capable and got us an offer within the first week, the first (useless) agent got wind of this and said they had a strong chance of selling it in those last few days. We ended up having pay them 1% on top of the successful agent's fees, essentially a success fee for being brilliantly unsuccessful.

Twunts, the lot of them, without exception.
Posted: 2015-11-12 13:24:53
I'm on the bus
We signed a two year contract on our flat, the whole point being that the rent wouldn't go up for its duration. However two months before the end of the first year the estate agents told us the landlord wanted us out, but they couldn't tell us if they wanted to sell it or move back in. Turns out they just wanted to push the rent up by £200 a month, and telling us they wanted us out was the only way they could break the contract! Is that even legal? Has anyone else had a similar experience?
Posted: 2015-11-13 12:06:31
I'm on the bus
ORIGINAL: I'm on the bus

We signed a two year contract on our flat, the whole point being that the rent wouldn't go up for its duration. However two months before the end of the first year the estate agents told us the landlord wanted us out, but they couldn't tell us if they wanted to sell it or move back in. Turns out they just wanted to push the rent up by £200 a month, and telling us they wanted us out was the only way they could break the contract! Is that even legal? Has anyone else had a similar experience?


Any property lawyers or Citizens Advice Bureau people out there to help with this?
Posted: 2015-11-13 13:31:02
We Are London
Does anyone think estate agents miraculously change character when they're at work?
Posted: 2015-11-13 14:41:27
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