whats your favourite joke???

mine is:

An englishman, an australian and an irishman were in a pub, at the bar, and they had each ordered a pint of guinness.

the englishman finds a fly in his pint and says to the other two "i'm not having this, theres a fly in it" and pushes it away.

the australian finds a fly in his pint and simply scoops the fly out and flicks it away, and proceeds to drink his guiness.

the irishman also finds a fly in his pint. he picks up the fly, sits it down on the bar and starts screaming "SPIT IT OUT YOU F*CKER!!!!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!

whats yours?

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:laugh: :)

i'll post my favourite joke soon! :)

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do it ;)

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I think this is how it goes, a man says to three men that they can have one wish each and they will get there wish if they jump off a cliff or was a slide :-? can't remember! anyway, the first man said something like chocolate! :smug: the second said money! and the third said WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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lol

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i might have got that wrong though :smug:

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it all works lol

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lol :smug:

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wats news nads?

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what's new? erm.......i've got half way through a book :smug:

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