Anyone got any good jokes?

Not sure what it's like in other offices but we could use a laugh here to get us through the 4 day bank holiday back to work depression.

So, has anyone heard any good jokes lately?


Nothing racist, nasty or blue please.

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Gordon Brown and George Bush are sat in a pub - there is only one other man in there and a dog laid by the fire. The other man in the pub walks out and about five minutes later another man walks in and lifts up the dogs tail. When the landlord asks the man what he was doing, he replied: "Well the bloke who just walked out said there was a dog in here with two a***holes!"

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how did the chicken dance at the christmas party?? cheek to cheek LOL

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:laugh:


nice

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Possibly half asleep but can someone explain this one?

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I've got one...

Q. What is E.T short for?

A. Because he’s only got little legs.



phnar, phnar

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haha

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I DON'T GET THIS !

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Just for the record, we also don't get this joke - the laughing smilie was aimed at Glenn's joke.

If it's a blue joke then don't bother, but otherwise an explanation would be nice.

AIL Staff

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OK let me start by saying that I love the English people and this is in no way meant to be an jab at you or a pro-Scottish/Anti-English post. It is just that I heard this from a Scotsman and I thought you might see the funny side.

Q: What is the difference between an Englishman and a trampoline?

A: A Scotsman takes off his boots to jump on a trampoline.

-Jez the Yank

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i like this one :)

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