Coffin Dodgers Disco - Bah Humbug!

The Albany
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This event ended on Friday 6th of December 2013
Admission
£8 on the door - OAPs Free...
Venue Information
The Albany
Great Portland Street, W1W 5QU
Nearest Tube/Rail Stations
Great Portland Street 0.03 miles

Join Don and Reg who have escaped from the old folks home and are ready to rock the party! These two don’t do hip-hop, its more like hip-op these days as they sound the call to arms to all the wrinklies out there who are still old enough to kick up some noise!

They hate kids so they’ve banned everyone under the age of 28. Don’t try and sneak in as Vera, our door fascist will be checking your ID, and belting anyone who is younger and tries to sneak in with her handbag!

You can bust a move or you can bust a blood vessel, all Don and Reg ask is that you get on the dancefloor and don’t require them to call an ambulance for you at the end of the night.

You can bring your own boiled sweets but you CAN’T bring a young person. This is our disco and all those snotty nosed youngster can find their one to sniff Copydex, or whatever it is they do these days.

Music Policy:

Don’t expect to hear anything the youth like! No dubstep, no processed beats and house is something you live in. No these old gents like tunes with words and a melody you can whistle in the shower, whilst nicely soaped up and using the loafer on those hard to reach parts.

These two love spinning discs though more recently they’ve been slipping discs too.

You wrinklies can expect to hear Take That, Blondie, Abba, Queen, Elvis, Pulp, Kate Bush, Duran Duran, Fleetwood Man, Chic, Cher, Daft Punk, MC Hammer, The Killers, Blur, Run DMC and of course some Vera Lynn!

Oh and don’t be afraid to ask us to turn the music down!

Tags: Nights

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