Bullshit London are proud to announce the return of their hugely popular factually inaccurate walking tours which will run from now until the end of October.
The premise is simple – tourists and locals alike are invited to take a step down false-memory lane to be guided on an astonishingly silly and very fun walking tour of London's major landmarks.
The landmarks are real but the facts are genuine bullshit.
See where Queen Victoria exploded! Smell the Thames mermaid! Discover the sinister truth about the Barbican!
Bullshit London provide guided tours of ... well of Bullshit. Reimagining the purpose of existing landmarks, cracking jokes about real ones and exploring some of the Bullshit we all carry around in our heads.
Bullshit London’s tours offer audiences an insight into an alternate London; one seen through the prism of an idiot - the kind of London that could have happened if Monty Python had been elected Queen.
This year the company will be offering two London tours which run every week from April – October:
The Southbank Tour ‘Tourist Trap’:
The original Bullshit offering and the most popular, the South Bank 'Tourist Trap' Tour runs every Thursday evening from April - October, leaving at 7pm from the steps of St Paul's (behind the statue of Queen Anne), and usually ending at Trafalgar square via the south bank.
The City Tour ‘Standing On The Shoulders of Giants’:
Taking you off the beaten trail in more ways than one, this (de) tour eschews the better known tourist hotspots and joyfully explores some of more the unusual and contradictory architecture of the financial district. Departing at 2pm every Sunday from Moorgate Tube Station (from 16th April), It's a voyage of discovery in more ways than one as you will also *learn* things you didn't know before about how the financial system works and be exposed to shocking new truths which will (probably) BLOW YOUR MINDS!!! The tour finishes at Bank Station.