Apples/ If You Loved Me

Sex. And how to get it...the preoccupation of young people. And once you've had it, what then? How do you deal with the prospect of STD, pregnancy and, even worse, love? Two short plays, one set in Middlesborough, the other in Vancouver-delightfully shows that, in the humorously painful battle of teen sex, girls are from Venus, boys are from Kwikfit!