Crap Film Club Presents "Samurai Cop" & "Miami Connection" Double Bill

Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen, 2 -4 Hoxton Square, London
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This event ended on Sunday 25th of February 2018

£10 advance / £12.50 on the door

Venue Information

Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen
Hoxton Square, N1 6NU

Nearest Stations

Old Street 0.29 miles


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As we proudly state in the FAQ section of the Crap Film Club website, some bad films deserve to be shown more than once. "Samurai Cop" and "Miami Connection" might be the two best worst examples. Quite simply, both belong in any serious bad movie lover's top five flicks and, having not shown either film for at least 4 years, we think it's high time to bring them back to the biggish screen!

To properly accommodate this momentous occasion and give these films the treatment they truly deserve, we'll be pitching up on a Sunday afternoon at Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen, a venue which not only serves fantastic food and drink but can also seat the sheer hordes of crap film fans who will want to see this perfectly paired double bill.

And that's not all! We'll also have Rob Hill, author of "The Bad Movie Bible", co-presenting and selling discounted copies of his excellent book AND a specially filmed video intro from "Samurai Cop" star Matthew Karedas. What? You want our celebrated crap snacks and competition as well? Oh, go on then! So, come soothe your hangover with a hair of the dog and more laughs than you ever thought possible...we'll "keep it warm" until Feb 25th and see you then!

SAMURAI COP: where the Far East meets West with unintended hilarious consequences. This is what happens when a former bodyguard of Sylvester Stallone is cast in an Iranian-directed American martial arts film, despite lacking any previous acting experience or, indeed, martial arts training.

"An awesome, one-of-a-kind movie that seems like it was made on another planet, Samurai Cop stands alone in its charming, winning, violence-and-nudity-packed ineptitude." - Comeuppance Reviews

MIAMI CONNECTION: The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida's narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-national martial arts rock band Dragon Sound have had enough, and embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice.

When not chasing beach bunnies or performing their hit song "Against the Ninja," Mark (tae kwon do master/inspirational speaker Y.K. Kim) and the boys are kicking and chopping at the drug world's smelliest underbelly. It'll take every ounce of their blood and courage, but Dragon Sound can't stop until they've completely destroyed the dealers, the drunk bikers, the kill-crazy ninjas, the middle-aged thugs, the "stupid cocaine"... and the entire MIAMI CONNECTION!!!

"Miami Connection is clearly the greatest film ever made — at least on whatever planet it came from." - Screen Crush


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