Heaven

It was unsurprising when Heaven was purchased by G.A.Y. a few years back, as the club has been enchanting London’s gay teenyboppers for years with cheesy pop and R&B hits. Where Heaven’s appearance is dark and cavernous, the music is certainly not, and the club tempts plentiful numbers of bouncy youths each week with the promise of cheap inebriation and Rihanna, Britney Spears and Duran Duran. Now that Bedrock has moved on to pastures new there are few big club nights taking place here, however gigs throughout the week range from pop princesses Kelis and Katy Perry to indie bands such as The Go! Team and Glasvegas. Monday nights play host to Popcorn, a mixed night more commonly known as student night thanks to drinks deals and music that becomes more listenable the more alcohol is consumed.

With four levels and five rooms, the club is large and the management like it to be packed to the rafters, so expect many uncomfortable (or comforting, depending on what tickles your fancy) squeezes on Friday and Saturday nights.