Cutty Sark Cafe & Restaurant

Well, as it says no ranting here I won't, but..
Last night I made a visit to this establishment and with my companion and orderd some chips. The chips arrived in good time and we went to consume them at the near by table. Obviously when you tend to have chips you put salt and pepper on them. My companion in his slightly jolly state reached for what looked like the salt dispenser and proceeded to pour generously coating his chips. It was at this point that he realised that he had covered his chips in sugar.
In the future to avoid such a calamitous event occurring perhaps the cafe could
a) label the dispensers
b) not have sugar on the table where its clearly not needed

Im sorry to have to expose this traumatic story but I believe its necessary for the public to realise the dangers of visiting this premises and experiencing sugared chips