You know you've lived in London too long when...

13. You keep calling your work friends from Herts, northern farmers, which is followed by asking "hows the cow next door"?

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14. You actually understand where all the W1 and WC1 prefixes actually point to.

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15. When your children ask where does the Thames end you find yourself reaching for the tube map

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16. You've spent the last year within 2 LT map zones.

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17. You reached for the sunscreen and found it had evolved into some strange solid-similar paste.

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18. ..... you dial '9' for an outside line, even when calling from home!




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19. When you can't hear sirens in the background you think something's wrong.

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20. You only receive half of your birthday cards and none that were supposed to contain cash.

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21. You expect there to be a minimum spend when you sit at a table in a nightclub, as if the bar prices weren't high enough.

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22. Your 3 meals of the day seem to be sponsored by McDonalds, Subway Sandwiches and those shady characters littered all over Oxford Street & Leicester Square selling hot dog (which you can only hope is really pork).

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