ORIGINAL: Nadia86
what's new? erm.......i've got half way through a book :smug:
what's new? erm.......i've got half way through a book :smug:
very nice. i havent read a book in ages haha
Posted: 2008-11-18 19:13:27
whats your favourite joke???
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srejic7
very nice. i havent read a book in ages haha
Nadia86
:smug: :)
Posted: 2008-11-18 21:40:02
A.Hammond
ORIGINAL: Nadia86
I think this is how it goes, a man says to three men that they can have one wish each and they will get there wish if they jump off a cliff or was a slide :-? can't remember! anyway, the first man said something like chocolate! :smug: the second said money! and the third said WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I think this is how it goes, a man says to three men that they can have one wish each and they will get there wish if they jump off a cliff or was a slide :-? can't remember! anyway, the first man said something like chocolate! :smug: the second said money! and the third said WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
lol I heard a similar one. A man tells three men that they can have whatever they want as long as they jump off a cliff and shout what they wish for. The first man runs, jumps off the cliff and shouts GOLD! He then lands in a huge pile of gold. The second man runs, jumps off the cliff and shouts SILVER! He then lands in a huge pile of silver. The third man runs, trips over and whilst jumping off the cliff shouts SHIT! I'm sure you guested it by now he lands in a huge pile of poopie.
Posted: 2008-11-18 23:16:07
Nadia86
yeah! that's the one i was trying to remember! thanks A.Hammond! :)
Posted: 2008-11-18 23:21:23
rafaelbrave
God created a Paradise first. Then a woman was created. She had everything what she could wish for but..... a company.
"Oh, dear God, can I have someone to share all of your kindness?', asked Eve.
"Well",said God " I used most of my divine material on you and Paradise, but i suppose I could..."
...and God created a man.
-Call him Adam. He is very vain and proud, so therefore we should make an agreement let him think that I created him first.It will be a secret,between us girls! Wink
;) wink ;)
"Oh, dear God, can I have someone to share all of your kindness?', asked Eve.
"Well",said God " I used most of my divine material on you and Paradise, but i suppose I could..."
...and God created a man.
-Call him Adam. He is very vain and proud, so therefore we should make an agreement let him think that I created him first.It will be a secret,between us girls! Wink
;) wink ;)
Posted: 2008-11-19 01:17:32
srejic7
ORIGINAL: rafaelbrave
God created a Paradise first. Then a woman was created. She had everything what she could wish for but..... a company.
"Oh, dear God, can I have someone to share all of your kindness?', asked Eve.
"Well",said God " I used most of my divine material on you and Paradise, but i suppose I could..."
...and God created a man.
-Call him Adam. He is very vain and proud, so therefore we should make an agreement let him think that I created him first.It will be a secret,between us girls! Wink
;) wink ;)
God created a Paradise first. Then a woman was created. She had everything what she could wish for but..... a company.
"Oh, dear God, can I have someone to share all of your kindness?', asked Eve.
"Well",said God " I used most of my divine material on you and Paradise, but i suppose I could..."
...and God created a man.
-Call him Adam. He is very vain and proud, so therefore we should make an agreement let him think that I created him first.It will be a secret,between us girls! Wink
;) wink ;)
crickets rafaelbrave, crickets lol
Posted: 2008-11-19 07:04:26
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