Tiny hadron collider

Hello! ...As you can see I'm new here (twists hair between thumb and forefinger and blushes) Currently I'm building a tiny hadron collider (THC) out of a Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie tin (empty of course) and curtain rings. I'm hoping to collide 'hundreds and thousands' (cake decorations)together at the speed of light to creade 'millions and zillions' These should be self sustaining and provide a matrix in which all things may be created. Any other scientists out there with similar projects are invited to provide comment :wave:

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Sounds brilliant, keep us posted on progress.

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