Club de Fromage - Stuff Eurovision!

Yes, its that time of the year when ladies with beards and Scandinavian men dressed as trolls take to the stage in order to play awful songs in an attempt to win a song contest decided by a politically biased voting system.

Here at Club de Fromage Slow Alfie & the gang have decided to mark this exciting annual event by doing absolutely bugger all in connection with it. That’s right, those attending tonight’s Fromage can expect to hear no songs whatsoever connected to Eurovision past or present. No crappy Euro-disco, no German metal and no Latvian folk-rock.

What you can expect to hear is the best of classic pop and rock from the last 50 years including Bon Jovi, Britney, The Bangles, Backstreet Boys, Elton John, Lady Gaga, Abba, Spice Girls, Will Smith, MJ, Blur, Tiffany, Katy Perry, The Killers, Queen, Take That and much, much more.

From Cowboys to Indians, Astronauts to Deep Sea Divers, Action Men to Barbie Dolls, everyone in fancy dress gets to Queue Jump!