Maya London

went there yasterday.i won't even give this place 1 i give it ZERO on CUSTOMER SERVICE ..i was on the guestlist according to them my flat shoe didn't look smart so the refuse rudely to let me in,,the bouncers were rude looking at me in disgusting look..top to toe..then start making fun of the guestlist saying i don't think so love this list is not running anymore tho the promoter was not far away them..then told the promoter that coz of my flat shoe and i didn't look smart enough they refused my entry..shame it was my 1st time trying to get there and last time..i heard its small and full of men and girls who hardly got cloth on..maybe i needed to dress less to get in or show my bits ..what the hell is wrong with them ..NOT HAPPY AT ALL .
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i went last Friday and feel the need to go again!

I used to go every Friday when this club first opened and then a friend was having a birthday last week so we joined her host on her table, we were totally looked after and the music was amazing all housey and uplifting, they had that actor guy in from Rocknrolla/east is east Jimmy Mistry who Djed, i didn't stop dancing all night (once i was teased up to get dancing!!)

Lovely bar staff too yum!!!If u haven't been for a while - suggest u try it out again - Maya seem to have it just right now!

Hated Maya. It offered so little above and beyond bad attitudes and criminally overpriced drinks. It's a dark little basement where superficial partygoers with too much money to burn order Magnums of Cristal... and have them delivered across the club with flaming sparklers on top. Why do this? And why queue and pay to watch them doing it? There are much better clubs out there.

Maya is the trashiest club in London. Full of posers and complete morons desperate to show off. The bouncers are rude, the prices are outrageous, it's either rammed full on a friday or saturday or totally dead on most other days. The staff and bouncers think they're running the god of all clubs, but really it's a disgraceful hole that's just lucky to be in a good location.
There are so many great clubs very very close - go there instead! Their 'fuel girl' nights are cringeworthy, full of the sleaziest, grotesque people you've ever met. It's the kind of club that borrows low-rent supercars owned by companies (not real punters of the club) so that they look good. Instead, it just makes them look stupid, and the company that lends them the cars (e25 or something - whoever they are) look retarded... obviously their client base have a lot of class, or perhaps they dont have much of a client base, that's why they'd rather park their cars outside a club with a load of drunk show-boaters! **cringe**

Went to Maya last week for the first time, I usually go to Cuckoo, and Movida, so wanted to try it, the music is awesome, funky house really cool DJ, great service and hot waitresses, perfect! Love the vibe definitely going back there again!!!