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Easily the worst massage experience I have had in London in the last 5 years!

Staff talking to the masseuse all the way through the massage, hurried to literally throw me out the room before time was up, people knocking on the door to hurry the masseuse and I actually congratulate them on managing to find the rudest chinese receptionist on the planet who had no interest when I complained and told me abruptly not to come back!

Go if you must, but you have been warned!