Coffin Dodgers Disco

Don & Reg are back for another Coffin Dodgers Disco and are extremely grumpy after being kept awake every night for the past week by pesky little kids setting of fireworks next door to their old people’s home.

Expect them to turn the volume up even louder this month to combat any interference courtesy of Mr Guy Fawkes and his exploding arial bombs as they ensure the only bangers to be heard will be on the classic tunes on the dance floor and the only screeches will be from the ladies if Reg is up to his sneaky little dirty old man tricks again.

Remember Coffin Dodgers Disco is strictly for over 28s only. Photo ID MUST be produced, even if you have purchased an advance ticket! No Kids Allowed!

Expect to hear classic tunes all night. Remember Don & Reg don’t do hip-hop, it’s more like hip-op as they sound the call to arms to all the wrinklies out there who are still old enough to kick up some noise! In order not to spoil the party, Don and Reg have put a block on anyone under 28 from attending and Vera, our door fascist, will be checking your ID (please bring some) and asking you questions like, “Name 3 of the 1982 England World Cup team to feature in the Panini sticker album of that year” or requesting that you sing theme tune to 80s kiddies classic ‘Rainbow’.

There will be loads going on during the night, so come on Grandpa, grab your cardie (we don’t do chill…) and get that zimmer on the dancefloor. Oh and feel free to ask us to turn the sound down if you think it is a bit loud! So come and have a go if you think you are old enough!