Dead Royal

Villa Windsor, Paris, 1981 - Wallis, Duchess of Windsor aged 82, invites Lady Diana Spencer aged 19 to a despair-laden bachelorette party on the eve of her wedding to the Prince of Wales. Dead Royal is a lacerating, camp-drenched celebration of 1980s narcissistic megalomania.

Having spent weeks preparing her decaying, prison-like mansion with its 29 servants, the Duchess frantically warns Diana to flee her impending marriage – before she marries the wrong man and becomes immortalised as someone willing to crawl over broken glass to snatch a royal title.

This vulgar comedy explores the notion of those marrying into the royal family and how they are regarded by history. It is a piece riffing on drag, early 80s fashion, Princess Diana obsession, historical melodrama and physical theatre. The script makes use of original quotes drawn from interviews with Wallis Simpson and Diana Spencer and evokes the plantation period of the Deep South and the clipped drawl of the Sloane Ranger. The relentlessly inappropriate language evokes a sense of otherness to allow audiences to feel as if they have intruded on a private moment.