Eurovision

(it means nothing to me.. OH) VIENNA 2015.

May 23rd sees the return of the campest day in Europe’s calendar, and with it, the LEGENDARY Water Poet Eurovision party.

The Water Poet prepares to get eurotrashed as everyone’s favourite musical celebration of all things fabulous returns to its eight screens.

Last year was the best of times, it was the Wurst of times. In celebration of Conchita’s fabulous triumph in Copenhagen the first 100 bearded ladies at the party will be rewarded with a free drink. The Garden Dining Room hosts the raucous Euroquizion Quiz, where one lucky team will be crowned this year’s superfans and win front row seats for the cinema screening of the show along with prizes ranging from the rad to the ridiculous.

The Austrians know that euroboozing requires some serious sausage action, so start early with schnitzel, wurst and sauerkraut from the Austrian barbecue. Support your country’s most flamboyant popstrels under the stars in the garden, or pop down to the cinema for big screen Eurovision in dolby surround sound- if you can handle it.

Last year’s costume competition was epic, fabulous, and far from understated. Prizes will be awarded as always, so come as your favourite past Eurovision hopeful, dress in support of your country, go for the classic combo of beard and gown - anything goes!