Our Teacher's a Troll

A Paines Plough and Half Moon production
Our Teacher’s a Troll
By Dennis Kelly

Ages 7+
Running Time: 50 mins

Two terrible twins with a talent for turmoil rule their school with terror and tyranny. That is, until the arrival of a new head teacher with green scaly skin, sharp gnarly fangs, and a long spiky tail… Can the twins save the school from the child-eating Troll? Can they get Brussels sprouts in peanut butter taken off the lunch menu? And most importantly, can naughtiness prevail? Come and find out and be outrageously entertained!

An outrageously entertaining, deliciously dark and terribly funny tale from the writer of award-winning West End hit Matilda the Musical.

“Fun, funny and unpatronising. Comic perfection” **** The Times (2014)

“This gleefully nasty tale of triumph over adversity for the over-sevens is full of worms, horribly clever sound effects of children being chewed up, purple tongues, jokes at the expense of ineffectual adults, and worse” *** The Guardian (2015)

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Also on tour nationally as part of the Half Moon presents portfolio.