Alezzin - Clapham High Street's Premier Panto in a Pub!

Take a magic carpet ride into an Ancient China littered with questionable cultural appropriations, bringing everything you remember from childhood to your adult years alongside a fully stocked bar!

Ever heard of the Cave of Jewels? No, not a vajazzle but a deep cave built into the mountainside of Old Peking containing the mysterious lamp and it’s resident Genie. With the evil Ebola desperate to get her claws on the powerful lamp, only street urchin Alezzin stands in the way. Not that Alezzin knows this, with all her time taken up with lusting after the Princess Ana-Lee. Alezzin’s mother, laundress Widow Twank’Stain, has other plans for her ‘Son’ but her hands are full with the work shy Willy Fook. All this and more in a fun filled filthy romp of an adult panto!


Starring
Myra DuBois (“Acid tongued, funny to the bone” - Time Out, as seen on The John Bishop Show for BBC1) as Widow Twankstain
Harry Clayton-Wright (“Genius” - Cosmopolitan) as Willy Fook
Lucy Frederick (Funny Women Finalist) as Princess Ana-Lee
Holestar (London Cabaret Award Winner) as Ebola Abanazar
Sooz Kempner (This is a woman who belongs on a stage - Chortle) as Alezzin & Marlon Kameka as The Genie

Written and Directed by Gareth Joyner (Little Orphan Fannie/Jack Sissy That Stalk for RVT)
Musical Direction by Giles Thornton (GT and the Sundial Band/Glaswegian Beauty for Milton Court)
Choreography by Lee Crowley (Sweeney Todd for Twickenham Theatre, Betty Blue Eyes for Birmingham Old Rep)
Set by Chris Barlow (papermoth.org)