Secretly, you think you lie somewhere in that triangle between Einstein, Paxo and that lanky bloke in the glasses off of Pointless. Cultured, erudite with more than a passing interest in the footie... a far reaching retention of useless information which has hitherto bagged you a couple of quid on the local quiz machine.
Well let's put that knowledge to the test: we've searched the length, breadth, width and length again, (cos we like to be sure) to find you London's Hardest Pub Quizzes.
You're playing for pride, for the respect of your peers and possibly the chance to be pedestal'd alongside those bloke from Eggheads who have never had a girlfriend.
Go on... go forth and quiz.