The Britannia

Dark dingy hole. Beer warm with no bubbles. Aussie barman who cannot play pool. Chef looks like a throw back to the eighties. I think he drops anchour in Pooh Bay. Toilets filthy there has been no toilet seat on either of the cubicles for about 3 years. Doors jam and by the time it takes you to kick the door in to get out the Aussie barman has drunk your beer and the bar flys have eaten your food. Funny looking bloke always at the bar with a long mullet and dodgy fred perry t-shirts. He has a bright red strawberry on the end of his hooter. I think his brother drinks in there as well