Places & Situations in London to avoid under all circumstances

Hey, in a continuance to the whole "You know you've lived in London too Long thing" I thought I might start a string on what to avoid in London. Heres a couple to start off.

1. Rush hour on the Northern Line....on a hot day.

2. The edge of the paving every time one of those cleaning trucks drive past.

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3. Making eye contact with the messenger of God on Oxford Street

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4. Making eye contact with those animal rights people on Oxford Street

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5. Making eye contact with anyone on Oxford Street

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6. Brixton

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7. Hampstead Heath in the rain

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8. The A40 between 5 and 7 on a Friday night.

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Hampstead Heath at night!!!

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I bet you are scared of your own shadow.

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Swish are you asking me if I am scared of my own shadow?

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I am not too sure that eye contact with Gods messengers should be a bad situation. Are these like in Dooms day prophets or are they the envangelists like the biblical Paul? I would hesitate to pass this on as good advice in general unless if,messenger of God has a new meaning which I am not aware of in London.
This however makes me understand the reason behind my earlier observation of closed churches now overgrown with bushes, one springing to mind is the St Marks (if I remember the name correctly)right next to Leeds University.
May be going back to the topic I can add that avoid getting laid to rest in a church foreground in London because one never knows!!

Lead

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