Crap Film Club Presents For Y'ur Height Only

Mr. Giant has kidnapped the brilliant Dr. Van Kohler and is planning to use the Doctor's invention, the N-bomb (no, not THAT one!), to hold the world hostage. The only one who can foil Mr. Giant's evil scheme is Agent 00, a 3-foot-tall Filipino martial arts master, expert marksman, top-class romancer and all-around super spy. Can Agent 00 rescue Dr. Kohler before it's too late?



Join Crap Film Club to enjoy the film that went straight into our top ten best/worst movies list. The dubbing alone makes this film a crap classic, but the ropey action set-pieces and threadbare plot will also have you in stitches.

'It's weird, incoherent, audacious, offensive, fascinating, and pretty funny. I'll admit I was never bored for a minute' Bad Movie Planet

'FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY is one of the greatest films of...all...time! Screw you, CITIZEN KANE!' Score The Movie Blog

'This movie will make you shoot beer out of your nose.' - DVD Maniacs

Crap Film Club is a place to celebrate and commiserate with the movies that went straight to DVD. It’s where we accept poor scripts, poor acting, and poor camera work and provide a platform of non-judgement. In fact, the less critically acclaimed the film, the better. Together, we watch the ridiculous, we enjoy the non-believable, we congratulate the absurd.