London Loo Tours

Not the bog-standard London experience!

Join the Loo Lady on a journey through London as you've never seen it before... from the bottom up, as it were. From the highly evolved plumbing of the ancient Romans to the dirty politics of modern provision, and of course a shout out to the great Thomas Crapper you'll learn more about toilets and the people that make them their business than you ever knew was possible.

The tour begins at waterloo and winds through the Southbank and Covent Garden, stopping en-route at London's most patriotic toilet and ending in the Cellar Door- once a notorious gentleman's facility, now a trendy cocktail bar (with some pretty exciting modern loos of it's own!)

Guests have said:

"We saw a different side to london, some totally interesting and surprising things. I would highly recommend this tour."

"A Flushing Success"

"During this experience and for weeks afterwards you too will get excited about toilets like you never thought was possible"