Diane Chorley’s Dianentine’s Ball

Join the former Essex nightclub owner and Queen of Canvey Diane Chorley, and her band The Buffet, for a sultry, red-hot night of themed music and comedy to set hearts racing and passions ablaze.

Following sell-out shows at Soho Theatre and the Dagenham Mecca, Diane brings some pre-Valentine’s Canvey class to the VAULT Festival.

‘A riot of a show… this is a party that you won’t want to miss’
Time Out

‘She’s alluring, exciting, unique’
The Times

‘There’ll be comedy, there’ll be hair, there’ll be music… but most of all there’ll be a whole load of fun’
Metro