Oh My God! It's The Church presents... Jesus is Coming!

Deck my balls with milk and honey! Welcome to the biggest birthday bash of the year. Sit down Elton John. Move your ass over Kim Kardashian. It's time to celebrate the birth of our main man, Jesus Christ. Hold onto your party rings and come on down to JuJu's Bar & Stage in Shoreditch where we swap eggnog for absinthe and trade your tinsel for titties. Hallelujah!

You can expect an extra special Christmas church service to end our JESUS IS COMING tour- hosted by yours truly, featuring unholy hymns, absinthe baptisms and Morgan wearing a tight fitting baby-gro.

Bring party hats. Bring a toy donkey. Hell, bring your Grandma if she likes to get down with her bad self at this festive time of year. Hell, we're gonna put the crack in Christmas Cracker!

Hope to see you there Sinners! Reverend MAJ Xxxxx

The all singing, all dancing, party church service has had its biggest year to date where they hosted their wild sermons on the main music stages at this years UK festival season. Rev. Michael Alabama Jackson, his three Hail Mary’s and Morgan the Organ graced the stages Secret Garden Party, Bestival, BoomTown, Beautiful Days, Lemon Fest, Standon Calling and their greatest christian mission thus far, Glastonbury, where they closed the infamous Shangri-HELL stage on Saturday night to 3,000 people.