CockSquat: It's Not the Winning...

Does for theatre what the Heptathlon does for athletics!

'It's not the Winning...' does for theatre what the Heptathlon does for athletics! Never before have so many Olympic stories been told at once, each tale a different exciting event producing joys and sorrows in equal measure. How will Tania cope with missing out on Olympic glory due to injury? Will Ivor make a weightlifter out of his ballet loving daughter? And are 'gunhats' the answer to the Olympic security nightmare? 'It's not the Winning...' is going all out for Gold! Will you be able to keep up?