Sara Pascoe's Christmas Assembly

Songs, fables and celebrations from the Church of the Science of Christmas, hear the mouse choir sing, ponder Father Crispin’s centipede, learn the secret of not dying, donate your morals into the chastity bucket, find the Dead Sea Dolls and dispel the myth of the haunted instruments.

It’s all your favourite brand-new Christmas traditions in one show! It’s a human centred ceremony but gods are welcome (if they arrange their own seating.) CHRISTMAS!


Sara is a comedian all year round and has appeared on Have I Got News For You?, Mock the Week, 8 out of 10 Cats, Live at the Apollo, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Room 101 and QI.