If you haven't already blown this week's budget on Findus Crispy Pancakes and Marlboro Lights then it'll be burning a hole in your pocket. What to do, what to do?
Can we suggest getting pretty well trashed (responsibly, of course) and gripping off with a stranger? Sounds better than getting stuck into that thesis, doesn't it?
Well, here's a list of the very best venues in London where you can run into more of your kind and discuss, at great length, the finer details of the perfect potato waffle and your ultimate daytime TV schedule. (If it doesn't include Homes Under The Hammer, you're an idiot.)