Hot curry action.
Or mild. Or, indeed medium hot.
Much like the Spice Girls, there's a curry for every individual taste.
And when you've got a few drinks inside you, you've got to be made of strong stuff to resist the ample charms of a curry. (Again, uncanny parallels with the Spice Girls.)
Whether your taste favours the deep, rich, spicy gravies of a northern Indian thali or a fiery and coconutty Keralan fish curry Indian cuisine is diverse, honest and utterly delicious.
Lucky for us then that it's made its way half way around the world to a neighbourhood near you.
We've been busy scouring London for the best curries in the capital (it wasn't a hardship, we'll be honest) so you can shortcut to the very best our fair capital has to offer.