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frog
What does a lawyer wear in court?
A law suit.
Posted: 2010-12-17 18:26:06
krunchie frog
An abundance of first time posters... And one with the joke I already put lol

I give you another...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!


I seem to only know carrot-related jokes.
Posted: 2010-12-17 20:09:27
laura1964
WHAT ILLNESS DOES SANTA GET?
TINSELITIS!

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A REINDEER WITH SNOW IN ITS EARS?
ANYTHING YOU LIKE HE WONT BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU!
Posted: 2010-12-17 20:20:18
David Thomson
What did the dyslexic devil-worshipper do for Christmas?
Sold his soul to Santa.
Posted: 2010-12-17 22:11:55
Nadia86
What athlete is warmest in winter?

A long jumper!
Posted: 2010-12-18 12:08:33
Julie2955
Hi,

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with

What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refridgerator?

Cool Music


Well I thought they were funny

Merry Christmas

x
Posted: 2010-12-18 13:55:22
Jules10
Q. What do you call a man with no shins?
A. Tony
Posted: 2010-12-18 15:32:03
northernrich
What's the most common owl in the world?

The teat (owl)
Posted: 2010-12-18 20:08:41
All In London
:laugh: :smug: :rolling:


All good, plenty of laughs in the office here, keep 'em coming...


AIL Staff :)
Posted: 2010-12-20 09:42:39
A.Hammond
What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wipes his bum!
Posted: 2010-12-20 13:21:38
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