It's A Cracker - Win £20 for your jokes!

Seasons Greetings one and all,

About this time of year All In London likes to adopt the role of a big fat Giveaway Santa by making your Christmas dreams come true with some Christmas competitions...

This year we're giving away 5 x £20 in vouchers for your worst/ best Christmas cracker jokes.

All you have to do is post your best or worst jokes, worthy of a Christmas cracker.

We'll then sit around and have a bit of a titter whilst eating mine pies and getting legless on sherry... but then we'll pick what we consider to be the 5 best or worst and send the winners the voucher goodness.

The closing date is midnight on Monday 20th December 2010... and hopefully we'll be able to get your vouchers out to you by CHristmas.

Sound good?

Then let's have your Christmas crackers...

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Ok then I'll start with a cracker joke I had on the weekend...


Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy


:laugh:

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Dammit I'm not good at remembering jokes... Oh I have one...


There are two snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and says 'Can you smell carrots?'

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:smug:


Very nice :laugh:

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Yeah I can never remember any, thats why I haven't posted. I read a couple of them when they were left on a table at work. But I cant remember :(

What are the vouchers for?

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Whatever you like, it's the same format where you can choose the ones you want.

I'm not sure they'll make it in time for last minute Christmas shopping but they might be useful for buying that little something that someone else forgot to buy for you for Christmas :)


AIL Staff

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I know it's not christmassy but...



Why was the sand wet?


Because the sea weed!

:)

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What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman
thats weied can you smell carrots

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Wow, where do I start?? ok,...

Q:On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
A: On the outside

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Q: What's black and white and noisy?
A: A penguin with a drum

Q: What's the fastest cake in the world?
A: Scone!

Q: What happened when the hyena eat an Oxo cube?
A: He made a laughing stock of himself.

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